New Vulnerability Notice!

Kevin Day thekevinday at gmail.com
Wed Jul 23 16:14:08 PDT 2008


On Wed, Jul 23, 2008 at 11:23 AM, marty <marty at goodoldmarty.com> wrote:
> Notice: New Banana Vulnerability Discovered.
> Researchers have determined that a vulnerability in bananas
> allows attackers to render your bananna stash a public
> menace. It seems bananas have insufficient randomness and
> the skins are easily tossed on public sidewalks.
> This is a very fast Phanana attack resulting in a very
> bruised arse for the victim. Take all precautions with used
> banana peels, and discard them in a responsible manner.
> Update your anti-banana ASAP. Inform others to do likewise.
>
> Marty B.
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>

Don't worry, thats why SELINUX is so huge, it already has anti-banana support.
This was apparently reported a year ago here:
http://www.tassava.com/blowing_and_drifting/08-2007/blog/peeling_out.html
But just in case, you should slashdot this so the world will come to
realization.

-- 
Kevin Day



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